5 oz Tequila
3 oz Everclear
4 oz Jack Daniels
4 tblsp Tabasco sauce, extra hot

Beer mug

Mix all at same time into blender. After blending for approx. 30 seconds, fill beer mug 3/4 way and start a chugin'. Oh, it'll burn like hell for about 2 minutes, but once that sauce burns through your stomach lining and virtually injects the alcohol into your blood stream, put the unfinished El Bastardo down because you're gonna hit the floor.